From one of our favourite guilty pleasures, animalstalkinginallcaps:

IT’S A WILLIAM CHAMBERS ONE-OFF FOR VENA CAVA THAT PATRICK GAVE ME LAST TIME I WAS IN NEW YORK. 

PICK UP A MAGAZINE SOMETIME, PHILISTINE, AND STOP GIVING ME THE EYEBROW. IT’S NOT LIKE I’M TRYING TO PULL OFF THAT LAMPSHADE STEPHEN JONES MADE FOR GALLIANO IN 2000.

WOULD YOU JUST GO AND SEE IF WILLIAM’S BROUGHT THE CAR AROUND YET? I’M LATE FOR THE FUNDRAISER AND I DON’T NEED YOUR LITTLE JUDGMENTS RIGHT NOW.